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Thu May 20, 2004, 7:22 PM
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I'm starting to blog over here semiregularly. Check it out, if you'd like. The link is fixed now.

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Sorry

Tue May 18, 2004, 6:34 PM
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Sorry I submit shit so sporaticly. Been workin my ass off at school. 2 days of class left. Horray!

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Would you like a bigger penis?

Fri Apr 30, 2004, 3:31 AM
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No.

Here's a message to all you spammers, who I'm sure are lurking in the shadoes somewhere. I'll admit it. I'm probly just as likely as the average guy to, at some point, look down and say "Hey. I need a bigger penis. A cock as big as Verne Troyer, and some persription drugs!" It's not going to happen today, but it might. Now, I know it's their buisness model to have one (or a dozen) offers for that in my mailbox every hour . But consider this. If I associate the product with "goddamnit, where's my REAL email", even if I DID need a bigger cock, I'm not buying it from YOU . I can use the internet. And when I'm having troube, I know where to turn. By all means, sell your cock pills, chicks with dicks, genuine canadian percription drugs without a doctor and ch ep h0me |_oanz. But wait for me to ask.

FUCK.

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GalleryStats

Wed Mar 31, 2004, 3:49 AM
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Hi qrunchmonkey,
Your 210 deviations were viewed 15,282 times, with 4,630 fullsize views.
Overall, people left 1,187 comments and added your deviations to their favourites 167 times.
Your most commented deviation was Love me? with 29 comments, while your most favourited one was Love me? with 23 favourites.
Average comments per deviation: 5.65
Average favourites per deviation: 0.79
1 Favourites were given for every 10 Comments
Every 4 days you upload a new deviation, and you uploaded 22% (46) of your deviations on Thursdays, while your favorite time of the day during the week to upload is at 2 AM with 25 deviations.
Your busiest month was December 2002 with 27 (13%) deviations.


Unlike some people who led me to this, I'll actuly give you the [link]

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Weird dreams

Sun Mar 28, 2004, 8:09 PM
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I had a dream the other day.


I had a dream, I was doing my PVA duties and looking at all the recently reported deviations when I came across someone who was reporting things for very odd reasons. What was even weirder, was what they were. Each picture was of a friend of mine, doing something uncharecteristic.

:devartsticsnail: A photo of her, at night, in a tank top, eating a ham sandwitch and smoking
$spot was sitting on the beach, in a woman's bikini, with pigtails (somehow)


There were others, too. I think ~ Rain-Shadow ~rokkin and others were there.

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Journal History

Were you at the SpaceShipOne launch? 

45%
5 deviants said SpaceShipWhat?
27%
3 deviants said No, I was unable to.
18%
2 deviants said Yes
9%
1 deviant said No, and I didn't want to be.

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~sexypenguin:iconsexypenguin:
hellooooo
Mon Feb 4, 2008, 12:17 PM
~gothcomic:icongothcomic:
:shoutbox: hello! how goes it, kris?
Mon Mar 7, 2005, 1:06 AM
°Josh:iconJosh:
And again I state that Krismonkey is teh SEX.
Thu Jan 20, 2005, 2:03 PM
~sexypenguin:iconsexypenguin:
hmm.you are sexy though
Wed Jul 14, 2004, 8:45 AM
`qrunchmonkey:iconqrunchmonkey:
Teh can also be used as a synonym for "The". Some people prefer it that way. Either way, I'm not Teh sex.
Mon Jul 12, 2004, 11:31 PM
~sexypenguin:iconsexypenguin:
oh i see ha
Sat Jul 10, 2004, 11:27 PM
~rokkin:iconrokkin:
"teh" is what you write when you're too drunk, high, or lazy to care about spelling
Tue Jul 6, 2004, 2:49 AM
~sexypenguin:iconsexypenguin:
what is "teh" exactly? the down syndrome form of "the"?
Tue Jul 6, 2004, 1:20 AM
`qrunchmonkey:iconqrunchmonkey:
*disinformatique, Have you used gmail? The space isn't the killer feature. The interface is.
Tue Jun 22, 2004, 10:09 AM
~disinformatique:icondisinformatique:
Gmail sucks :evillaugh: i have unlimited space at ongc.net ;)
Wed Jun 16, 2004, 10:17 AM

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