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Would you like a bigger penis?

Fri Apr 30, 2004, 4:31 AM
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No.

Here's a message to all you spammers, who I'm sure are lurking in the shadoes somewhere. I'll admit it. I'm probly just as likely as the average guy to, at some point, look down and say "Hey. I need a bigger penis. A cock as big as Verne Troyer, and some persription drugs!" It's not going to happen today, but it might. Now, I know it's their buisness model to have one (or a dozen) offers for that in my mailbox every hour. But consider this. If I associate the product with "goddamnit, where's my REAL email", even if I DID need a bigger cock, I'm not buying it from YOU. I can use the internet. And when I'm having troube, I know where to turn. By all means, sell your cock pills, chicks with dicks, genuine canadian percription drugs without a doctor and ch  ep h0me |_oanz. But wait for me to ask.

FUCK.

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:iconkokua:
freud is full of shit. pff oedipus syndrome my ass.

anyway i think were all in the same boat as you. spam cant possibly be successful, so i dont understand why we all get so much of it.

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:icondisinformatique:
and we all know that according to Freud men are actually penis haters =p

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:iconcelticangel1982:
woot! go you!!!
my mans not lacking thre either....
get yahoo mail, they filter your spam. maybe once a month I get a stupid smap letter in my regular in box. and I am on here everyday. soemtimes there are like 80 messages in the 'bulk' folder, where all the spam goes.

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:iconsexypenguin:
and of all people, why would YOU need a bigger penis? ( would know...)

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:iconnewklear:
:rofl:

But why on earth would I want a bigger penis, Kris? It's fine as-is =P

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:iconsilentkitty:
:lmao:

I get those emails all the time. I always wonder what they're trying to tell me. Maybe they're trying to sell me drugs to give me a penis so that I'll become one of said chicks with dicks, and they'll take me into forced slavery on some wierd fetish site and then spam me again with links to my own images, so that I'll need some of those Canadian perscription drugs to get rid of the anxiety it all causes me. :fear:

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:iconqrunchmonkey:
That makes more sence than anything I've heard in a bit.

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